But I came across this and thought it was wonderfully amazing:
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
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Sweatpants: So, how’s your life doing?
Girl: Um, okay, I guess.
Sweatpants: That’s good… So I was watching Pokemon the other day…
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Dude looking at sign for Godiva store: If you look at that sign, you could read it as ‘Go diva.’
Chick: Yeah, if you look at it through gay goggles.
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Professor hobo: Now listen, folks. You got them crazies preachin’ the end of the world. They’s saying God’s gonna come and un-begat us all the way to Adam. I’m not like that. I’m not. Listen — I’m not — so listen, okay? Listen. See, I’m a man of science. No heavenly undoing here. There’s a black hole comin’ this way. Those niggas comin’ at like a thousand light miles an hour. I don’t need no wheelchair super-talk from my computer to know that. It’ll come and it’ll steal your children. Pull ‘em from bed and rape ‘em and eat ‘em. That’s what them black holes do. Eat you. You and your children. Science!
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Fun!
And here’s a question: do these two people look amazingly similar?
Just kidding! How about the guy below versus guy above? Hmmm? Coincidence?
That’s right!