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07/01/05
I found all these great pictures of my classmates from elementary school. Some of my favorites are the class pictures where you get a nice memory jog and are really able to compare who was fashion forward, and who was fashion retarded.
Remember Sandy? Very fashion forward in the 5th grade. That hair cut is almost skater-ish, and stirrup pants with flats? Oh yeah, that should still be IN! And although the sweater is a touch Cosby it isn’t so bad. I mean, the sleeves are pulled up.
Ohh, but you know what is coming next . . . consider Nessa:
Oohhh, the big tongue on the tennies . . . the sock’s obvious elastic problem . . . the scruffy knees. And lord God rugby shirts won’t be in until high school! But, ladies and gentlemen, let’s all give a standing ovation to the cherry on the top. This is what I call the Bisexual Bowl Cut. Who didn’t have it? I’d blame Dorothy Hamill but her hair had a hint of graduation to the base of her hairline.
You can’t tell on John, but when that thing grows out . . . it ain’t pretty.
July 11th, 2005 at 12:07 am those duds are totally money. i would SO rock the big tongue tennys and the 70’s look in general. not the bowl cut tho.
August 19th, 2005 at 9:45 am Wow, you can almost see Middle School just licking its chops in anticipation of getting its hands on that akilter motherfucker. Also: You forgot to comment on his Dorothy-esque heelclicking stance (tool), his one untied shoe (twit), and the tennis skirt he appears to be wearing (fabulous).
August 19th, 2005 at 10:16 am johnny, where’d the bully who just dislocated both your shoulders get off to? stand proud, elfboy!